And even I don't read it.
Anyway, I was thinking this morning of creating a "Must Neuter" list. These are people whom I feel so apathetic, angry, disappointed with that I feel they should rescind their ability to reproduce. In "my society", they would be creating a great service by not inhabiting our earth with off spring. This will be an open forum, so if you have any suggestions, please feel free to add them. I am also keeping this list open to be updated from time to time for just cause. If you find yourself on this list, I am sorry but you probably did something to piss me off, at some point or another. You may state your case for reproductive rights but please keep it brief and to the point. So without further fanfare, I give you the start of an on going list....
1) That rotund troll from the New Jersey Shore television show. In all disclosure, I have not seen this show but I have seen this "thing" in the newspapers and by looks alone, she is added but behavior makes her top the list for today.
2) Levi Johnson and Sarah Palin's kid. Sarah Palin too but I fear it is too late. Levi Johnson? Johnson is a name adopted in slang for a certain male appendage, match that with where said appendage is housed??? Oh, I get it... Though they have conspired to create one offspring, that is enough for them.
3) That guy in my neighborhood who wears those clunky shoes and architict glasses, has a beard, a t-shirt that states Brooklyn and is constantly on his Apple Computer walking machine... Oh wait, that creates a lot of vacancies in my neighborhood.... No breeding for you!
Updates later...
4) Lady Gaga. She should not even be painted or photographed let alone cloned. I love Pablo Picasso but this woman's face looks like his cubism period.
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